thirtyfive

i'm considering moving 'house'.
i am sick of being labeled.

http://aaronarasgoh.wordpress.com/

but this is not confirmed yet!
more information would be given!

thirtyfour

gosh, i have the weirderst feeling.
i'm not sure what this is. but it sure is weird.
i hate this!

mean while, check this out : http://onemissedcall.pbwiki.com

thirtythree

i have made conclusions for today.

1. I have short attention span.
2. I have short-lived addictions (which in a way is good.)
3. I hate MSN games.
4. MSN games hates me.
5. I am a loser at computer games!
6. My daughter taught me addictions
7. MSN games taught me stealing
8. I hate school holidays.
9. I not only hate mondays, i hate tuesdays as well.
10. I am not good at decision making
11. I hate project work. (actually i knew this a long time. Just reoccurance!)

OSEP interview on thursday. hope it goes well!.

peeaceowt!

thirtytwo

JEFF DUNHAM IS GUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDD!
P: Peanut / J: Jeff Dunham

P: Looks like good crowd tonight huh.
J: oh you like it here?
P: OH i love coming here to ... er ... to .... er ... this town right here.
J: which town?
P: this one.
J: which is?
P: that one we're in right now.
J: Peanut....
P: what the..
J: where are we?
P: you don't know? (in a scarstic manner)
J: I don't think you know.
P: I Forgot! (very silently.)
J: think about it for a second.
P: alright alright ALRIGHT! Damm!
J: The drive from the valley...
P: was bad as hell!
J: Traffic ...
P: Suck like hell!
J: Drivers ...
P: Angry as hel!
J: and you?
P: was scared like hell!
J: parking here?
P: Suck more like hell!
J: SO??
P: We're in HELL!'
P: and these are our hellmates. the next time someone tells you to go to hell, come right here!

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J: there is a lot of history in the city
P: translate it , OLD AS SHIT!

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P: but the drive down here did suck.
J: Yes it did!
P: OH MY GWADD! was in the 4/5 in the 5 holy crap! Thank goodness we turn on the radio and listen to the traffic report.
J: How much could that do us?
P: NONE WHAT SO FREAKING EVER! I hate the traffic reports, they are a waste of time.
J: what....
P: Let me do the traffic report and I'll save people a lot of time and money.
J: Alright.
P: Hey peanut, this is eight o clock in the morning, give us the traffic report. IT'S 8 O CLOCK IN THE MORNING! EVERYONE LEFT THE HOUSE AT THE SAME DAMM TIME! CALL ME BACK AT 5 30 AND I WILL TELL YOU THE SAME TIME. BUT GUESS WHAT, THEY'RE GOING THE OTHER WAY!

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P: i hate talking to people with lazy eye, you don't know which eye to focus on. you'll be sitting there wondering Oh crap! Should i be looking at that eye or this eye?

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another part:
w: Walter

W: I figured out what NBC stands for Nothing But Crap!

W: this young lad has a sense of humour! well done!
young lad: yes and i think that is important.
W: well good that you have. IRS took everything else away!

J: so you've been married for 46 years.
W yeah. such a waste of my life! my youth is as short as me!
J: is there any happy times that you have.
W: yeah! that was 47 years ago!
J: you know walter, marrage is forever.
W: well, it's taking too damm long!

J: you fear of growing old?
W: no. i want to learn from my uncle.
J: what did he do?
W: he went, peacefully in his sleep. not for the rest of the passengers in his car.

W: 300 million sperm and that is the one that got through?

J: did you ever get anything on father's day?
W: yeah. my son gave me a card that says i am never his father
J: well. thats awful!
W: it's okay. i told him to do it anyway. my wife also got me a book on reincarnation
J: you believe in reincarnation?
W: neh i don't think so.
J: well. if it happens who would you come back as and what would you do?
W: my wife! and to leave me the hell alone!
J: walter how is your love life?
W: you mean sex?
J: yeah
W: none!
J: none?
W: none!
J: i thought thinking it will be better with age.
W: hang on to that dream pal!
J: would bald man make better lovers?
W: i don't know, never made love to a bald man! what the hell is wrong with you?
J: so what do you think is the diffrence between having sex and making love?
W: 50 bucks!
J: sorry about this personal question but how many times a week do you make love to your wife?
W: times a week? i think i am going to need to use a decimal on this one!
J: walter! what do you think about when making love?
W: staying awake!

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okay. haha. isn't that funny?! haha.
Anyway school holidays are in!
okay fine, 'school holidays'. haha.

imagine this. BEEF IN CHICKEN SOUP? what kind of combination is that?
it's like eating noodles in the toilet!

work tomorrow! kinda sucks! but .. haha. all for the scary thing called money!
alright peeacwot!

thirtyone

Dear body,

sugar is the devil!
salt is the road to high blood pressure!
oil/fat/ghee are my arch nemises!

please stop indulging in them!
you still have half a year to shed away 10 kgs!
for the past month, you've only shed 1!
MISERABLE ONE KILO ONLY!


from your mind!

thirty

John Dunham & Peanut.
so funny! gosh!

peanut: you freaking picked you nose!
* then stares under his nose.
John: What?!
peanut: you didn't do a very good job!

funny i tell you! FUNNY!
should embark on this clips again when i come home tomorrow.

twentynine

IT'S FUNNY. I USUALLY FAIL TECHNOLOGY AND TODAY.
AT THIS CRUCIAL POINT, TECHNOLOGY FAILED ME!

1. MARKETING PROJECT - MY SWOT / COMPETITOR'S ANA / 4PS (ALL GONE!)
2. LAW TUT - GONE!
3. MARKETING TUT - GONE!

ALL BECAUSE THE DAMM COMPUTER CNA'T SAVE ANY WORK!
STUPID STPID STUPID!
AND I CAN'T CUT AND PASTE THE TEXT INTO MY MAIL OR INTO THIS THING!

I AM SCREWED! BIG TIME!